Description:
Located under the Morrison Bridge, the Montage is a late-night dining experience. You may love it or you may hate it, but you aren't likely to be ambivalent about it.
Here's Brandon's first experience with the Montage:
"I was taken aback by how classy and fancy it looked when I walked in. Then one of the cooks bellowed 'WHAAAAAAZUUUUUP!' because he saw new people in the restaurant.
"And then I looked down, and saw bits of paper all over the floor. All of the day's bills, scattered all over the floor.
"And then there was the fact that, when we ordered the Green Eggs and Spam, they made it using 17 eggs, for no apparent reason. As the waiter delivered it, he knocked my water glass into my lap, which it fell out of and shattered without getting anything more than my knees wet.
"The waiter was also wearing shorts, and had patches all over his apron -- like, patches in the shape of flowers or something.
"When we left, the staff wrapped the leftovers into a doggy bag in the shape of a squirrel made of tinfoil.
"I will, from henceforth, be bringing EVERYONE who comes to visit me in Portland to Montage."