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Every night, the hookers walk Kuhio Avenue, in their glass platform shoes that make me wonder if they all have Cinderella complexes.
In my time in Hawai'i, I regret that I never got the chance to go up to one of them and ask, "Do you have a kama'aina discount?"
Sorry. Hawai'i humor. A kama'aina discount is a discount for locals; they're really common.
My second week on the island, on the North Shore, my Irish roommate was heading back to a hostel in Waikiki. "You going to get a hooker while you're there?" one of the Aussies asked him, smirking. Turns out a girl in Waikiki had asked him if he wanted a good time, and for whatever reason, he'd asked her how much she charges ($200, it turned out). Irish and the Aussie then came up with the following dialogue:
"Hey baby, do you want to be naughty?"
"Do you take credit cards?"
"Sure! Just swipe it between my legs, and enter your PIN. But don't use your fingers."
Every night, the hookers walk Kuhio Avenue, in their glass platform shoes that make me wonder if they all have Cinderella complexes.
In my time in Hawai'i, I regret that I never got the chance to go up to one of them and ask, "Do you have a kama'aina discount?"
Sorry. Hawai'i humor. A kama'aina discount is a discount for locals; they're really common.
My second week on the island, on the North Shore, my Irish roommate was heading back to a hostel in Waikiki. "You going to get a hooker while you're there?" one of the Aussies asked him, smirking. Turns out a girl in Waikiki had asked him if he wanted a good time, and for whatever reason, he'd asked her how much she charges ($200, it turned out). Irish and the Aussie then came up with the following dialogue:
"Hey baby, do you want to be naughty?"
"Do you take credit cards?"
"Sure! Just swipe it between my legs, and enter your PIN. But don't use your fingers."
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