It's been two years, and thinking about this still makes me laugh.
by dj10ninjas
a while ago
2323 Seaview Ave., Honolulu, HI
Description:
My coworker was working on his moped while I was doing my desk shift. While I was sweeping the top of the driveway, he walked up the hill with his tire pump, squeaking it rhythmically in a very weird, very obscene way.
Suddenly he yells "What the hell are you looking at?? Piece of crap!" and races across the street and up the spiral staircase outside an apartment building.
I had no idea what he was doing until I saw the confused, frightened black cat rapidly retreating up one leg of the stairs.