train kept a-rolling (almost).
by ohlola
a while ago
Portland, OR
Description:
after a fiasco involving a gutter punk bridge guide; a misunderstanding about free beer and IDs; a forty year old bouncer named Dawn who wore really hideous jeans and cowboy boots; and an impromptu trip to the burger king drive thru our posse decided to once again watch the train roll past. only this time there was, for some reason, some drunk woman and her car stuck on the train tracks. the train barely stopped, and as we helped push the car off the tracks, an SUV full of coked-up strippers rolled up and started climbing on the train. what?