RB Inn
by jamesinger
a while ago
17550 Bernardo Oaks Dr. San Diego, CA 92128
Description:
The thirteenth job I was fired from.
The Rancho Bernardo Inn. (winter c. 1995)
I Wrote "Fuck the republicans" and a nasty political drawing of Bush on a guest check and left it on the bar in the restaurant during the republican national convention while the delegates were staying there.
I also, pissed on various carpets around the property and in various fake plants, stole a fine china set for a busser who was moving his family up from Mexico and had nothing and looked through people's luggage and openly made fun of their stuff to disapproving staff that unfortunately happened to have to work with me to their dismay.
I popped wheelies in the room service golf carts and taught others how to do this, drove the room service golf carts onto the greens and pulled 360 degree slides ruining portions of the greens and all the fairways, which ended up having huge black arching skid marks on them the next morning. I drove the golf carts down hills and pulled e-brake slides almost flipping the carts. I also crashed into various things on purpose including the security gate in the front which I totally demolished, and finally took out a fence, and a tree after drinking on the job in the rain and told them the brakes stopped working.
While working valet I accidentally drove a BMW M3 into a fence and took a Porsche 911 twin turbo out for a test drive. Upone my triumphant return from the test drive, I was told that I would be fired if this was ever attempted again.
I routinely fought with the weird wannabe cop security guards and generally caused trouble by breaking stuff, stealing and not doing any real work until I was told I could "quit" and retain my right to a recommendation.
I ended up being traded to all these different departments. I worked in The Veranda, Room Service, Valet, Convention Services, Events Services and in El Bizcocho, the super fancy French fine dining restaurant there.