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The first job I was fired from:
The Poway Indoor Soccer Park. (Summer c.1985) Fired for: opening all of the smelling salts and talking other kids into inhaling them.
I also stole food and candy, a soccer ball, and generally did not do anything I was told. The owner was nice and just told me there was not enough work for me but I was smart enough to understand that I messed up.
I remember how the owner would get all red in the face while showing me and reshowing me how to sweep correctly. I would just let him keep sweeping because he was doing all the work for me.
Everyone knows how to sweep but who the hell wants to sweep?