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we met at a bar

then we went to the location in a jovial mood
it wasn't until halfway through the pissing contest that the cops rolled up in a van
not for pissing even but
one guy'd been brownbagging it
a got 2 fully contestable tickets for open container
that they didnt actually look at
and let him finish

it seemed the pissing was over

the crowd had scattered

but mostly regrouped

at this point poland had won solidly
pissing a full 40 seconds
far surpassing texas
who'd already pissed at the bar
concentrated as he was with the upcoming pyro
and the two big balloons he was carrying around

his competition in pyro for alto, representing east williamsburg
found her bottlerockets on the ground
in front of a church or something

so it was an upset
when two female attenddees became athletes
and pissed between some cars

the pyro judge pissed a full 37 seconds
but east williamsburg industrial park pissed an amazing 54 seconds
showing extraordinary bladder control

all pissing was done onto a piece of aluminum foil,
making the piss somewhat noisier
to assist with the timing
(so no one would have to look too closely)
a good innovation

all night though waiting for pyro

it still had to happen
time had been spent
a winning design had been right in front of the cops
who didn't understand

but

the man who'd had the bad fortune with the police
perhaps shaken
then lost one of the balloons to the sky
it floated away
though questions were not raised of sabotage
until we were climbing up the ladder to the roof
and the second balloon popped

after all that

no one counld keep from laughing

no balloons now
for texas
just inginuity

it seemed that williamsburg would win automatically
with found bottlerockets
but texas was not cowed
still in possession of a few jumping jacks

which aren't even illegal

the gauntlet thrown

the first bottle rocket
a whistler
flew in such a way
as to explode below the roofs own altitude
hardly impressive

texas advanced easily
by throwing a jumpi

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olympix , !olympix! , fake olympix , brooklyn winter fake olympix