Description:
cooper park overlooks an old insane asylum
it has big beautiful trees
and the courts, found on the morgan side of the park
have no annoying nets
winter leisure tennis is played in 20's flapper formal wear
or at least some variety of country club formalwear
(dress shoes; suits for men; gowns for women)
and is played with drink in hand, in a glass
it can be played singles or doubles
and is all about the volley
the point is not to spill your drink
and if your opponent makes you run
you may call him an asshole
points are determined in this way
athletes must provide own racquets / liquor / glassware
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