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Part of the Brooklyn Fake Olympix:
cooper park is found between the corners of
masbeth, morgan, sharon and olive streets
a bit northeast of the intersection of
bushwick and metropolitan (by the white castle)
and overlooks an old insane asylum
it has big beautiful trees
and the courts, found on the morgan side of the park
have no annoying nets

winter leisure tennis is played in 30's flapper formal wear
or at least some variety of country club formalwear
(dress shoes; suits for men; gowns for women)
and is played with drink in hand, in a glass

it can be played singles or doubles

and is all about the volley

the point is not to spill your drink
and if your opponent makes you run
you may call him an asshole

points are determined in this way

athletes must provide own racquets / liquor / glassware

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upcoming

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MON 2/20 FIRE GOLF / evening / location tba

fire golf is played for distance
like a driving range
but the ball's on fire
which is more pretty
(and fairly irresponsible)

balls and clubs will be provided


TUES 2/21 DRUG CHESS / evening / location tba

opponents must each be on different drugs
alcohol does not count


TUES 2/21 EROTIC DANCING / evening / location tba

self-explanatory


WED 2/22 PYRO (FOR ALTITUDE) / evening / location tba

this sport is quite simple and elegant
how high can you make the fire go?
any kind of fire
think strategically
this will be judged from a rooftop
athletes may compete from anywhere in the area
no property damage, please


WED 2/22 PISSING CONTEST (FOR DURATION) / evening / location tba

judged by stopwatch


WED 2/22 CAPTURE THE FLAG / evening / location tba

American flags not acceptable
not at all the sport you imagine
more like a scavenger hunt
to bring back the most / best corporate flags

this event is already in progress....

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brooklyn , tennis , art , fun , nyc , drinking , olympix