WINTER LEISURE TENNIS - MON 2/20
by jason
a while ago
cooper park is found between the corners of masbeth, morgan, sharon and olive streets a bit northeast of the intersection of bushwick and metropolitan (by the white castle), brooklyn, ny
http://brooklyn-winter-fake-olympix.blogspot.com/
Description:
Part of the Brooklyn Fake Olympix:
cooper park is found between the corners of
masbeth, morgan, sharon and olive streets
a bit northeast of the intersection of
bushwick and metropolitan (by the white castle)
and overlooks an old insane asylum
it has big beautiful trees
and the courts, found on the morgan side of the park
have no annoying nets
winter leisure tennis is played in 30's flapper formal wear
or at least some variety of country club formalwear
(dress shoes; suits for men; gowns for women)
and is played with drink in hand, in a glass
it can be played singles or doubles
and is all about the volley
the point is not to spill your drink
and if your opponent makes you run
you may call him an asshole
points are determined in this way
athletes must provide own racquets / liquor / glassware
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upcoming
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MON 2/20 FIRE GOLF / evening / location tba
fire golf is played for distance
like a driving range
but the ball's on fire
which is more pretty
(and fairly irresponsible)
balls and clubs will be provided
TUES 2/21 DRUG CHESS / evening / location tba
opponents must each be on different drugs
alcohol does not count
TUES 2/21 EROTIC DANCING / evening / location tba
self-explanatory
WED 2/22 PYRO (FOR ALTITUDE) / evening / location tba
this sport is quite simple and elegant
how high can you make the fire go?
any kind of fire
think strategically
this will be judged from a rooftop
athletes may compete from anywhere in the area
no property damage, please
WED 2/22 PISSING CONTEST (FOR DURATION) / evening / location tba
judged by stopwatch
WED 2/22 CAPTURE THE FLAG / evening / location tba
American flags not acceptable
not at all the sport you imagine
more like a scavenger hunt
to bring back the most / best corporate flags
this event is already in progress....
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