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I had too much to drink at the before-party party. I was wearing a huge paper mache mask which obstructed my view. I was going way too fast. When I fell off my bike and was completely unhurt, I should have turned back and gone home.
I don't remember where the party was, but we got there and had a pretty good time dancing until some drunk reveler head butted me while doing the hair shake dance to "Smells Like Teen Spirit," breaking my nose.
Ugh.
I shouldn't have taken off my mask. The giant paper mache face would have protected me.