T-Mobile Thwarts Electricity Bandits
by madamegonzaga
a while ago
1457 Haight Street, San Francisco CA
Description:
"WE NO LONGER CHARGE CELL PHONES FOR ANY CUSTOMER!"
Despite the unfriendly sign screaming at me from the front door I went inside. I felt slighty sorry for interrupting ze ghoul who was surfing ze ebay site for deals, but I was in ze hurry und wanted to see ze fancy phone w/camera und datebook und email und all zat jazz so I finally said, "Exsqueeze mee, might aryoo assist me?" und shee looked up und said, "Wha?" so I repeated ze kvetchstion...they had no inventory ov ze latest phones, she said ze boss donut lyke to place orders. So I simply had to comment zat betwixxxt ze door sign scaring off anyone needing a quick phone juice and the hands-off inventory policy, I was lookin' forweird tou seeing wot wot new store might open zare. Purrhaps Madame Gonzaga's Vampire Stakes Cafe eez not too far off in mein future!
I mean, come ze hells on! Iffzat was mein store, I'd have ze line ov pluggies availabull wif ze universal chargers. Good customer service eez ze best advertissement! Hells bells, why not poot up ze sign sayink, "All Rabble Invited to Recharge Cell Phones."
Dumb bunnies.
Tags:
california
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san francisco
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madame gonzaga
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cell phones
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mobile phone
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haight street
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hall of shame
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lame tmobile store
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no inventory
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no cell phone charging you dang freeloaders you
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tmobile