Squat und Gobble
by madamegonzaga
a while ago
1428 Haight Street, San Francisco CA
Description:
Knot ass goode az vun ov ze OTHER vuns witch eez in ze Lower Haight...kak! Gobble Gobble. I hav bin angry ever since zay stopped agreeking tou mayketh mee ze "Yellow Bird" ov yore from ze menu. BAH! I donut nose aboot ze otters in ze chain, butt ze Lower Haight resturdant seems tou hav ze more consistent quality in ze foods und ze dreenkies zen ze upper Haight vun. Veddy soddy tou report, butt true. After ze last mocha I bought tasted ov ze poisons, I hav knot deigned ze re-entry. Kak Kak! Sometimes splendid, sometimes Kak Kak Kak! und I donut hav ze monies tou burn so I donut goose tou ze Upper Haight resturdant no mo. Mebbe zay poot ze Yellow Bird on ze menu again I wood try.
AMIMBLE ZE YELLOWBIRD!
(sign in photo from Fillmore site; same nicey subliminals in ze Haight sign, though!)
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