'Swing low, Sweet Darwin - ism'
'The 3-million-year-old female hominid known as Lucy may not survive a six year U.S. tour.' You've tried Rationalism ( '- but that doesn't explain the everlasting fires of Hell ! ...') and you've got 'issues' with Humanism ( ' ... but my cat has an ever-lasting soul ! ... ') So why not try ... Reasonableism? ( '... erm ... what's wrong with that ?') I'd like your encounters with the extremely unreasonable - the daft / the plain deluded /the batty-as-a-sandwich-in-a-spindryer/ the,the,the, ... your parents. So come on now. It can't just be America that believes the world was created yesterday, that a man with a big beard is running everything, and that fairies live at the bottom of the garden.