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        Embers (503) 222-3082<br/>Tags: new seasons, new+seasons, humor, zombie, lost, bar, gay, dive bars, portland dive bar, is it free, night clubs<br /><br /><a href="http://www.platial.com/post/100823">Map this on Platial</a><br /> 
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<title>Europe Jokes</title>
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        It's time to laugh at Europe!<br/>Tags: humor, germany, geography, italy, france, russia, jokes, joke, europe, catholicgauze<br /><br /><a href="http://www.platial.com/post/110506">Map this on Platial</a><br /> 
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<title>Funny Bone Store</title>
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<title>A Gift of Taste, LLC</title>
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        Urbaca Salon (503) 241-5030<br/>Tags: humor, urbaca<br /><br /><a href="http://www.platial.com/post/1463943">Map this on Platial</a><br /> 
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        The headquarters from which we maintain a website where any and all can contribute original works of art and writing.  Visit the site and email contributions to kingpimp@shootyourcuffs.net<br/>Tags: humor, photography, dark, funny, art, painting, psychogeography, creative writing<br /><br /><a href="http://www.platial.com/post/90581">Map this on Platial</a><br /> 
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When I saw this roadside memorial, I immediately thought, <B>"Ar! The sea, she be a cruel mistress!"</B>

I then had to wonder why I instantly assumed it was a memorial for pirates lost at sea, rather for people killed at road.<br/>Tags: humor, sea, memorial<br /><br /><a href="http://www.platial.com/post/871660">Map this on Platial</a><br /> 
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<title>It's been two years, and thinking about this still makes me laugh.</title>
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        My coworker was working on his moped while I was doing my desk shift. While I was sweeping the top of the driveway, he walked up the hill with his tire pump, squeaking it rhythmically in a very weird, very obscene way.

Suddenly he yells "What the hell are you looking at?? Piece of crap!" and races across the street and up the spiral staircase outside an apartment building.

I had no idea what he was doing until I saw the confused, frightened black cat rapidly retreating up one leg of the stairs.<br/>Tags: humor, story<br /><br /><a href="http://www.platial.com/post/871664">Map this on Platial</a><br /> 
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        Every night, the hookers walk Kuhio Avenue, in their glass platform shoes that make me wonder if they all have Cinderella complexes.

In my time in Hawai'i, I regret that I never got the chance to go up to one of them and ask, "Do you have a kama'aina discount?"

<small>Sorry. Hawai'i humor. A kama'aina discount is a discount for locals; they're really common.</small>

My second week on the island, on the North Shore, my Irish roommate was heading back to a hostel in Waikiki.  "You going to get a hooker while you're there?" one of the Aussies asked him, smirking.  Turns out a girl in Waikiki had asked him if he wanted a good time, and for whatever reason, he'd asked her how much she charges ($200, it turned out).  Irish and the Aussie then came up with the following dialogue:

"Hey baby, do you want to be naughty?"

"Do you take credit cards?"

"Sure! Just swipe it between my legs, and enter your PIN. But don't use your fingers."<br/>Tags: humor, waikiki, joke, hookers, prostitutes<br /><br /><a href="http://www.platial.com/post/871666">Map this on Platial</a><br /> 
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